FUNKYCRAP/ PRO SHOPOPERATED INDEPENDENTLY OF COMMON SENSE
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The Funkycrap Pro Shop, merchandise coming soon, maybe

Dusty retro bowling-alley Pro Shop with an empty display case, battered Funkycrap signage, cobwebs, a paper sign reading Coming Soon... maybe, and an Employee of the Month award that appears to have been tampered with.
INVENTORY: 000   /   OPENING DATE: PENDING   /   MANAGEMENT: UNREACHABLE